A Present For IJAG

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/

Unavailable for comment from 11:30 to 1, I'm guessing.

 

I'm afraid IJAG is mourning the 20th anniversary of The Drive. So hopefully Jake on SNL will cheer her up.

 

God provides.

 

If she didn't hate guitars to much, she could just listen to The Shins new album to cheer her up, since they're on SNL with Jake.

Alas, something by Trick Daddy will have to suffice.

 

I thought you were the fourth person linking to the dick in the box sketch. My bad.

 

Mmmmmmmmmmm Jakey.

F_B, of all the reasons I love you, and despite the fact we agree on basically nothing, I do...this is pretty high up there.

AND I'm off tomorrow night. I'll be curled up on my couch, watching Jake (I fear him on SNL, however), eating fat-free, reduced calorie pudding, sucking down my 50th-60th ounces of water for the day, and wishing for the life of me that I could just lose this goddamn weight without having to work out.



And Inky: I'm not mourning. I've managed to block most of it out of my mind. Only the dull ache remains.

 

Ew.

And I have some Shins on my iTunes, thank you very much. I like The Eels better.

 

Whatever. You're so all about the Cash Money Millionaires.

Also, I suspect, the soothing Miami beats of Rick Ross.

 

Who's Rick Ross?

I like Jay-Z (and his lips). And Billie Holiday. And They Might Be Giants. And Gary Allan. And Barry Manilow. And The Click Five. And Miranda Lambert. And Elliott Yamin!

 

I know three of those artists.
And one of them is Barry Manilow.
I'm very old.

 

They Might be Giants? You really are a star.

 

Build a little birdhouse in your soul