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Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by UTShooter, Jun 1, 2007.

  1. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member

    Dear UTshooter,

    I had forgotten you were indeed my Secret Santa. That NetFlix subscription has since run its course, but we stayed on as loyal customers; I've had Streetcar Named Desire for two months now. Maybe I'll watch it tomorrow.

    Sincerely,

    CI
     
  2. audreyld

    audreyld Guest

    Dear CI,

    I've had Thin Blue Line, Fight Club and Jesus Camp for about two months. I've watched them all, but haven't sent them back for some odd reason.

    I had a picture frame engraved for your boy as the second part of your gift, but have no idea where it went. I looked for it while I was packing up my apartment, but it never materialized.

    Sorry 'bout that.

    Netflix is fun, though, isn't it?

    UT
     
  3. audreyld

    audreyld Guest

    Dear board,

    Two things.

    First, I kind of liked that Blanchard thread. I wish he'd stayed around.

    Second, I think this thread has gotten a little long in the tooth and its end should come soon, or it will turn into the chaos that was the RT thread, and I prefer to stay within Moddy and Webby's good graces.

    Third, (I know I said only two), that sentence was very long and convoluted, and for that I apologize.

    Regards,

    UT
     
  4. Leo Mazzone

    Leo Mazzone Member

    Dear People Who Own My Apartment Complex,

    Why the hell do we have satellite TV? I really wanted to watch Sopranos and Entourage tonight, but the thunderstorm sort of fucked things up.

    Regards,
    Leo
     
  5. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Dear LJB,

    Chill out, dude!

    Sincerely,
    Howie Mandel.
     
  6. old_tony

    old_tony Well-Known Member

    Dear Leo Mazzone,

    If you have satellite, you've got another shot at it three hours later on HBO West (right about now, actually).

    Sincerely,

    old_tony
     
  7. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member


    Yet, amazingly accurate... ;)
     
  8. Herbert Anchovy

    Herbert Anchovy Active Member

    That an old Mandel stand-up, dooley? I remember him being in a craptastic movie where he played a dog.

    I understand how conceited it sounds, just very fussy about the hands. Seeing something on the telly about fecal matter and ejaculate on ATM machine keys and grocery store carts made me even more neurotic. Shivers.
     
  9. stan_solo

    stan_solo New Member

    Dear good people of SportsJournalists.com,

    Please convince sportschick that she should let me chase the squirrel. He keeps waving his tail at me. He must be STOPPED!!!!!


    Love,

    Stan
     
  10. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    geez ut. we still love you here. i hope it gets better.
     
  11. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Dear Gingerbread,

    YOU'RE HIRED! ;D
     
  12. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Dear UT,

    Thank you for starting such a unique thread and allowing people to vent or praise, as appropriate. However, please don't ask for it to go away. I think there's some good here and I'd hate to see it die.

    Yours,

    AlleyAllen
     
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