A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

Dear board,

I'm back, bitches. What'd I miss?

bam

PS. Flash, University is pretty awesome, but this four-day weekend was thanks to some vacation days. Theys a little stingy with the spring break time for "staff."

 

BAMs,
Oh ... are we the only college in the world with a full four-day? Oh well, I'll take it!
Much love,
Flash

 

Flash,

Piss up a rope and on your four-day weekend.

BAM

 

BAM-A-LAM,
Only if you go pee into the wind.
Much love,
Flash

 

Dear People at Diner,

Please do not walk within eight inches of the table where we are dining. You have an entire aisle as your thoroughway. So use it.

Yours in the Riz,

LJacksonBeau
The Earle of Smyles

 

Mike,

I just wanted to remind you that March 31st is Mr. Feeny's 81st birthday. I hope you will be celebrating!

Beaks

 

Beaks,

I'll have that night off, so the DVDs will be in the player, and I'll close the festivities with his episode of Scrubs. It'll be so, so joyous.

Thanks for the heads up.

Mike

 

Dear anybody,

I haven't seen the fine person who started this thread around the site forever. I hope she's OK. Anybody who know her in real life, tell her we (I) would like to see her back.

Thanks,
Joe

 

Dear Joe:

I was just about to post those sentiments.

Dear UTshooter:

We miss you. Come back.

 

board - yeah, where did she go? anyone? hugs, tomas

 

Tomas/Board,
She said something along the lines of "Fuck that Tom Petty character and his Heartbreakers! I'm through with SJ!" and ran off.

KY

 

Dear William Daniels fans,

How about a few episodes of "Knight Rider"? He was the reason to watch that show, not the guy who drove the machine.

Sincerely,
SM51