A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

SI,

THANK YOU, THANK YOU for posting your archives. It's a joy to re-read stories that have seeped their way into my consciousness and were rattling around in my brain dying to come out. Now I remember why I used to look forward to reading you every week.

F_T

 

flash - i love titties. hugs, tomas

 

Dearest Tom,
I know you do.
Much love,
Flash

 

flash - pssst. don't tell arnold. hugs, tomas

 

Dear board,

I gotsa four-day fuckin' weekend. Ya'll have fun, I won't be around much.

outs,
bam

 

BAMS!
It's fun working for a college, isn't it?
Much love,
Flash

 

Dearest Tom Petty,
The Al Sharpton thread was extremely confusing. But what championship ring?
Much love,
Flash

 

flash - my team and i just won the north american kickball title two weeks ago. hugs, tomas

 

Darling Tom,
The Petty-fication of America?
Much love,
Flash

 

Dear Chicago Bulls,

I'm still a fan but I hope you don't make the playoffs.

And, if the lottery gods smile upon you, I have two words. Kevin Love. Please draft him.

Still waiting on my Craig Hodges throwback,
Omar

 

Dear Houston Rockets,

Please move ahead of Utah in the standings and stay that way until after my business trip this weekend with a Jazz fan. Please, oh please. Thank you in advance for your cooperation.

Still a fan,
Lieslntx

 

Dear Houston Rockets,

Please win at least four of the next five so you can shut up the idiot fan-bois on the radio who think a couple of losses after the streak mean they're absolutely dead in the water.

Oh yes, and please help out my sister but letting them move ahead of Utah.