A new spam...

I'm getting a tax refund!

They had me till "Best Regards."

 

Hell, I'd give you double that with all the cash I'm getting from the blind, crippled lady in Ghana. I'm her only heir!

 

I got this, too. They had me until ... wait, they never had me, because I haven't filed my taxes yet. What kind of dumb sap falls for this stuff?

 

Wait. What about the millions of dollars from the Nigerian king? Don't forget that.

 

This thread isn't what I thought it'd be.

 

I already replied to them. And I know how I'm going to spend it, too. I've got an inside source who's set up a sweet deal for me to buy some bridge in Brooklyn. I'm going to make a fortune on tolls alone.

 

Your avatar sucks.

 

Did someone say

 

And today's, received moments ago?

Hello Friend,

I wish to intimate you with a request that would
be of immense benefit to both of us. Being an
executor of WILL, it is possible that we may be
tempted to make fortune out of our client
situations, when we cannot help it, or left with
no better option. The issue I am presenting to
you is about my client who WILL a fortune to his
next-of-kin. It was most unfortunate that he
and his next-of-kin died on the same day in the
sharja plane crash of Tuesday 10 February
2004.

I am now faced with confusion of who to pass
the fortune to.According to the English law, the
fortune is supposed to be bequeathed to the
government.However,i dont belong to that
school of thought which proposes that the
fortune of unlucky people be given to the
government.

My purpose of contacting you is to seek your
assistance to act as the benefactor of the WILL,
and lay claim to the legacy(12.4million pounds
sterling),which this my unfortunate client
bequeathed to his next-of-kin. For now, It is
only known to me, as my client has great
confident in me. Everything will be left between
you and I. The share would be 40% for you and
60% for me.All I have to do is to amend the
WILL stating you as the beneficiary to
the12.4million pounds sterling.

As I am yet to get your consent on this issue, I
prefer not to divulge my full identity so as not
to risk being debarred. The English Bar
considers it a breach of the oath of the English
Bar Council. I need not emphasize to you that
the sensitivity of this issue need not betoyed
with by neglecting its confidentiality. Due to the
risk involve and also the activities of fruadsters
now rampant on the internet,and until I am sure
of your consent,full cooperation and genuine
willingness to assist me for our mutual benefit,

I would prefer that we maintain correspondence
by email.At this point I want to assure you that
your true consent, fulla cooperation and
confidentiality are all that are required for us to
take full advantage of this great opportunity.
This is an opportunity that people rarely have.

I look forward to hearing from you soon.

Barr. Glen Adams

 

Did you respond to him requesting that he contact your attorney so you can put the money into a tax shelter or off-shore account to make sure there's no trace of you receiving the money?

 

That's nothing, slappy. I won the British national lottery three times last week.

 

Shit. That's not even an average day for me...

Other new one I've been getting is from the "Waller Trucking Co." looking for workers in the UK with a link to their website in the Phillipines.

Since its establishment in 1959, Waller Truck Co., Inc. has centered its family-owned trucking business on : QUALITY, FAIRNESS, HONESTY and UNCOMPROMISING CUSTOMER SERVICE.

Waller Truck Co. is the largest provider of outsourced workplaces for individuals all over the world. The company provides more than 100,000 clients with flexible and cost-effective range of goods and services using help of regional associates at prestigious locations in business hubs and capital cities around the globe.

The only way that we can ensure our customers receive the highest standard of quality and service is to hire individuals who share our vision, dedication and entrepreneurial spirit. Due to our rapid expansion, we are seeking Regional Sales Managers in the UK.
If you love hard work but hate routine, if you are adventurous but responsible, if you have great communications skills, are interested in international sales and like a challenge, this job is for you.

Vacancy offered is a part-time or second employment. You'll be supposed to work from home, but at the same time Your Personal situation must allow you to travel around your place 1-2 hours a day on company assignments (that would be particularly trips to the bank and Western Union branches).
While implementing Company's assignments You shall be working as a member of a group, helping to enlarge a base of our customers in countries all over the world and liaise with head office on a daily basis. You'll be responsible for delivering high standards of customer service ensuring high delivery speed and quality of orders. That would particularly be done through managing a part of a sales cycle - ensuring fast remittance of payments through your bank account and then - through world wide Western Union system and calculating fees at each step.
To sum up - Your mission in the company would be to create and maintain positive relationships with existing clients that result in new customers, lead to and maximize opportunities for expansions and renewals to enhance revenue stream.

To become a Regional Sales Manager You should be able to perform: excellent spoken English & communication skills, significant attention to detail, excellent organizational skills and ability to work unsupervised. You shall be extroverted and outgoing, with a positive outlook, customer focused and focused on own personal goals, integrating the achievement of company objectives.
Having joined in our team, You'll enjoy a wide range of benefits we can offer! For example, a base salary with generous commissions (10% out of each payment you've dealt with) and expenses, as well as flexible timetable, that will allow you to chose the most suitable time to deal with company assignments.
If You are interested in a position offered and for the rewards you want, when you want them visit our website to apply.

We are waiting you hearing from you asap.
Any questions are welcome.
Yours sincerely, Katharine Phelps