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A mohel? A MOHEL?! WE NEED A CHAINSAW!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Killick, Aug 30, 2015.

  1. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    Fifty-two year old Mexican man says his life is being ruined by his 19-inch penis. Doc says his sitch — including a 10-inch circumference — can be treated by an uber-circumcision.

    Trump in panic, trying to figure the dimensions of the wall needed to keep it out of the U.S.

    Mexican Man Says 19-Inch Penis Is Destroying His Life
     
  2. BDC99

    BDC99 Well-Known Member

    I'll take half.
     
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  3. spikechiquet

    spikechiquet Well-Known Member

    And written by "Ron Dicker".

    Really?!
     
  4. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    Oh, geez. Did not notice that.

    However...

    All together, now: "Dicker?! I barely touched her!"
     
  5. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    I find it amusing that it took until he was 52 for him to reach that conclusion.
     
  6. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    I hope he winds up in prison with Jared, and, you know, sort of rapes him, thus causing Jared to form the belief that he believes that he was prison raped.
     
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  7. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    He won't need to rape him. Just swing it and whack him upside the head. He'll knock him out like Glass Joe.
     
  8. Jake_Taylor

    Jake_Taylor Well-Known Member

    Jesus, what a pussy. You don't hear 99 percent of us with a 19-inch penis complaining about it.
     
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  9. Spartan Squad

    Spartan Squad Well-Known Member

    Imagine his victims girlfriends felt about like this afterwards ...

    [​IMG]
     
  10. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    This sounds like the guy Fredo and Johnny Ola saw.
     
  11. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    It might just be a coincidence, but HuffPo has a photo gallery posted at the bottom. The first slide is of a horse.
     
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  12. fossywriter8

    fossywriter8 Active Member

    For your listening enjoyment:
     
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