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A less-than-dignified way to go

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by CitizenTino, Jul 21, 2009.

  1. CitizenTino

    CitizenTino Active Member


    Short version: Fat guy tries to rob a bar, but gets stuck in a window on his way out and ends up dying. D'oh.
  2. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

  3. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    His mother worked at the bar?

    The bar closed at 8 p.m. on a weekend?

    I'm not sure jgmacg could put up as many red flags on this one.
  4. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    A coworker of mine grew up in Ohio. I LOVE Ohio stories. This one is already making the rounds.
  5. Calvin Hobbes

    Calvin Hobbes Member

    Ah, an instant classic from my old stomping grounds. Not familiar with that bar, but I can definitely see that happening in Ashtabula or (insert name of northeastern Ohio or western Pennsylvania city here).
  6. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    Fat guy in a little window.
  7. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    Sounds like something that could've happened to Matt Foley.

    Did the perp drive to the bar to rob it, or did he leave his van parked down by the river?
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