A-hole to be eaten by anaconda

Hilarious!

 

Yes indeed that is funny ! Obviously I meant Jerry.

 

Maybe we could have the woman sniffing diapers — soiled, shit-stained Huggy in hand — get swallowed by the anaconda. Now THAT's reality TV I would watch.

 

Damn, I thought I deleted that video....

 

She chews on them too. Chews. Diapers. Used.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1XNqTHGzU0

 

Then there's Justin the "living doll" ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KNWWUX38W0

 

Sorry, Huggster.

 

There has to be some kind of SCUBA arrangement involved. And, no way this ends well for the snake.

I wonder if they're going to have him miked up. I can hear it now. "Well, those rear-curved teeth are sharper than I anticipated. Plus, you know, it's a little uncomfortable in here. And dark. Hey, look! it's a female, and it's pregnant. Feeling a little surrounded ..."

 

And now, I have that Nikki Minaj Sir Mix-A-Lot cover in my head.

 

They used the same joke on PTI and @Midnight last night.

Great minds...

 

That's what I can't wrap my head around, is the logistics of this. Anacondas are big, but I don't think they eat things much bigger than a goat or deer. So unless this guy is about 5-2, 120 pounds, the snake is going to have a hard time with him. It'd take hours of sucking and chewing to soften him up to the point he could be swallowed.
That last sentence might among be the dirtiest ever written on these boards, but I digress...
And all of that is without any sort of breathing apparatus that's going to make him even girthier. Or any sort of body armor that'll protect him from the anaconda's teeth, which will fuck you up as bad as their coils.

Maybe we'll get an expert panel of Jon Voight, Jennifer Lopez and Ice Cube to tell us how this is possible.

 

If they can swallow a fully grown deer, they can swallow a man.