A-hole to be eaten by anaconda

The Discovery Channel, and perhaps TV in general, hits a new low. Or maybe we just have a stone cold lock for the 2014 Darwin Award winner.
For an upcoming special, naturalist Paul Rosolie will allow himself to be eaten by an anaconda on live television. He'll wear a suit that will somehow protect him from being crushed to death and suffocating in a snake's belly. Not real sure how that works, or how they'll get him out alive without killing the snake.
Seriously, are a bunch of 7-year-olds running that network?

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/11/06/anaconda-eaten-alive-newser/18589551/

 

I hope he is somehow passed out the snake's asshole.

 

There is no fucking way this can be a real thing.

 

It's taken 25 years, but we will finally know if anacondas in fact want some if one ain't got buns.

 

Very funny, SS.

 

If he doesn't want to harm the snake, no way in hell is this happening. Trying to sell us some snake oil.

 

And even if it is a real thing, I'm guessin ASPCA or other animal rights groups figure out how to shut it down between now and then. I mean, seriously....

 

A thought picture this good cannot go unrecognized.

 

Fuck reality teevee. Die.

 

I may have seen the single best reality TV bit the other night after stumbling onto TLC and listening to the woman -- engaged to be married -- who has a bad addiction collecting diapers -- used diapers from neighborhood trash bins -- and sniffing them all day.

Her friends threw a baby shower -- yeah, she was 7 or 8 months pregnant -- but it turned into an intervention.

Best line I've ever heard on TV: "Are you willing to lose your fiancée because you sniff diapers?"

 

I was hoping that this was going to be John Sandusky's punishment

 

What did the former Cleveland Browns lineman ever do to you?