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A-hole to be eaten by anaconda

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Batman, Nov 6, 2014.

  1. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    The Discovery Channel, and perhaps TV in general, hits a new low. Or maybe we just have a stone cold lock for the 2014 Darwin Award winner.
    For an upcoming special, naturalist Paul Rosolie will allow himself to be eaten by an anaconda on live television. He'll wear a suit that will somehow protect him from being crushed to death and suffocating in a snake's belly. Not real sure how that works, or how they'll get him out alive without killing the snake.
    Seriously, are a bunch of 7-year-olds running that network?

  2. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    I hope he is somehow passed out the snake's asshole.
  3. SnarkShark

    SnarkShark Well-Known Member

    There is no fucking way this can be a real thing.
  4. Spartan Squad

    Spartan Squad Well-Known Member

    It's taken 25 years, but we will finally know if anacondas in fact want some if one ain't got buns.
  5. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Very funny, SS.
  6. BDC99

    BDC99 Well-Known Member

    If he doesn't want to harm the snake, no way in hell is this happening. Trying to sell us some snake oil.
  7. Stoney

    Stoney Well-Known Member

    And even if it is a real thing, I'm guessin ASPCA or other animal rights groups figure out how to shut it down between now and then. I mean, seriously....
  8. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    A thought picture this good cannot go unrecognized.
  9. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    Fuck reality teevee. Die.
  10. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    I may have seen the single best reality TV bit the other night after stumbling onto TLC and listening to the woman -- engaged to be married -- who has a bad addiction collecting diapers -- used diapers from neighborhood trash bins -- and sniffing them all day.

    Her friends threw a baby shower -- yeah, she was 7 or 8 months pregnant -- but it turned into an intervention.

    Best line I've ever heard on TV: "Are you willing to lose your fiancée because you sniff diapers?"
  11. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    I was hoping that this was going to be John Sandusky's punishment
  12. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    What did the former Cleveland Browns lineman ever do to you?
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