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Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Herbert Anchovy, Aug 13, 2006.

  1. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    That was a fantastic episode, but its no Mr. Plow or Homer Goes To Space, both are my personal Simpsons gold standard.
     
  2. Duane Postum

    Duane Postum Member

    Omigod ... Thane Gash ... thank you, ijag.
     
  3. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Frank Grimes: "You've been to space?"
    Homer: "Sure. You mean you've never been?"
     
  4. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    Good ole Grimey.
     
  5. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    "Homer, that's my specially prepared dietetic lunch. It was clearly marked. Please be more careful in the future."
    "No problem Stretch." (takes a few more bites before throwing the sandwich in the bag)

    Darkest Simpsons ever, by far.
     
  6. terrier

    terrier Well-Known Member

    Speaking as a Patriots fan, can anybody explain to me what these women he's allegedly been carrying on with outside his marriage possibly see in him? (Besides primo seats for sold-out Bon Jovi shows).
     
  7. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Sometimes it's all about the hoodie.
     
  8. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    "Frank Grimes, or Grimey, as he liked to be called."


    "Marge, change the channel!" "That's our Homer."



    The best episode is Lisa becomes a Vegetarian.
     
  9. shockey

    shockey Active Member

    that is indeed a mystery. ??? ??? ???
     
  10. goalmouth

    goalmouth Well-Known Member

    Just getting in late here. As a longtime fan of the Jints (pronounced with the long 'i'), I am amused at the still-steaming Clevelanders. Until Larry Csonka fumbles a Joe Pisarcik hand-off, you'll never know from true agony. I watched Elway and "The Drive" on a portable TV on the pedestrian overpass walking from my car at Byrne Arena to see the Giants go for their first trip to the Super Bowl. My advice, then and now: play some mother effing defense.
     
  11. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    "Now let's go to the killing floor!"
    (Timmy gasps)
    "Don't let the name fool you. It's really more of a steel grating."

    Timmy's face when he comes out of there might be the funniest single image ever.

    "Mr. McClure my friend says eating meat is bad."
    "Don't let him fool you Timmy. If a cow could, he'd eat you and everyone you care about."
     
  12. Ronnie "Z-Man" Barzell

    Ronnie "Z-Man" Barzell Active Member

    Speaking of Troy McClure, the episode where he marries Selma is one of my favorites.

    "My good looks built this pool and my talent filled it... Hi, I'm Troy McClure, your future uncle!"

    "Gay? I wish!"

    "I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-A to chimpan-Z, no you'll never make a monkey out of me.(Statue of Liberty rises up in background) Oh my god, I was wrong, it was Earth all along, you've finally made a monkey out of me. Yes, you've finally made a monkey out of me...I love you, Dr. Zaius!"
     
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