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A hero to many of us laid low

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Big Circus, Jan 30, 2013.

  1. Big Circus

    Big Circus Well-Known Member

    Per TMZ, Ron Jeremy is in critical condition for a heart aneurysm.

  2. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    I hope he checked into Generally Horny Hospital, a fine Hedgehog vehicle with an all-star cast.
  3. Sea Bass

    Sea Bass Well-Known Member

    So if this is the end for Hedgehog, who assumes the Most Venerable mantle? Tom Byron? Randy West? Jamie Gillis?
  4. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    I don't know who any of these people are.
  5. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    Canuckistan Division: Peter North. Byron and West are real veteran pros. Underrated: Mike Horner and Herschel Savage.
  6. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    If this is the end, who becomes the greatest living Jew?
  7. Sea Bass

    Sea Bass Well-Known Member

    Would Ron Jeremy be A1 above the fold?
  8. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    Ron Jeremy's obit would go on 36D.
  9. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    Would probably made a solid 12-inch feature.
  10. Shoeless Joe

    Shoeless Joe Active Member

    Does anyone know if he is an organ donor?
  11. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Ron Blomberg?
  12. ColdCat

    ColdCat Well-Known Member

    oddly enough, he is my friend's organ donor witness. He was part of a pro/con porn debate at my alma mater a few years ago and a friend of mine went up to him for an autograph, but had nothing to write on, so he had the Hedgehog sign the back of his drivers license.
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