A great streak ends

Hahahahahaha! I haven't laughed so hard in a long damn time!

 

I had a no sick days streak of a little more than 4 years once. If you don't have any health problems, it's pretty easy to keep strings like that going. If you really like where you work and you have a job with a lot of responsiblity, you drag yourself in hopped up on DayQuil. It's when you work at shops where guys take sick days for hangovers and the boss doesn't give a shit...that's when you take a day off because of a stuffy nose.

 

No man should suffer like this.

 

So many jokes. So many.

 

Don't worry. They probably wouldn't be very funny.

 

Perhaps not, but they would have been highly inappropriate and that's all that matters.

 

You call that suffering?

 

I guess niether of our sarcasm fonts are working.

 

I've gone 36 years without meeting Parker Posey.

 

I had to get up at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down at the mill and pay the mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our mother and father would kill us and dance on our graves singing Halleluja.