A great column on "Check your privilege." By a college freshman, no less.

That's when you know this has reached the level of art form.
Whoever is puppeting Human Being has been a maestro.
I am giving you credit for your handiwork here, dude.
Accept the compliment.

 

I would be lying if I said it was me. I'll leave the lying to you.

 

You're not cunning enough to pull it off, anyway.
I know everybody here (including Fart) thinks they're a lot smarter than they really are.
But you do kinda sorta realize deep down inside that you're, like, not smart, right?

 

I am truly humbled by such eloquence.

(He's dumb enough to buy that, right?)

 

Oooooooo. He hits 'em with his change purse!

 

You could use a dose of humility, oop.
You really bring nothing to the party here.
This site is not real, yes? We all have a part to play.

 

Dude- what the fucking fuck is your beef with me?
I never argued with Jones on this board.
I got into it with one or two of his proxies, but never him.
So get the fuck off my back.

 

So we're to believe a gourmet chef swinging his dick about bragging about his income is somehow friends with long-form gods and is intimately familiar with their work?

Don't you have to staff the Drive-Thru at McDonald'? I'm sure the potheads are ready to cure the munchies this time of night.

 

I am being trolled by this guy.

 

This is one strange place.

 

HumanBeing is Tom in any duel.