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A funny thing happened on my way to the ....

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Monday Morning Sportswriter, Oct 4, 2008.

  1. Monday Morning Sportswriter

    Monday Morning Sportswriter Well-Known Member

    Getting car serviced this morning, a woman in the waiting room noticed the Patriots logo on my shirt sleeve and got a conversation going.

    SHE: So how are the Patriots this year?

    ME: Not looking good.

    SHE: What's their record?

    ME: 2-1.

    SHE: Well that's really good, right?

    ME: Well, they lost their quarterback for the year.

    SHE: How many games is that?

    ME: Well, all of them. Sixteen.

    [We talked about the injury]

    SHE: Well, that's too bad. I always liked him. Jim Kelly, right? How is his son?
  2. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    how's his son ... clutch.
  3. HandsomeHarley

    HandsomeHarley Well-Known Member

    Good thing you didn't tell the woman the QB's name. She might have asked you how Marcia, Jan and Cindy are. :p
  4. Was she hot?
    If not this thread is worthless. If so, I need a stoob-like recap. And pictures.
  5. Monday Morning Sportswriter

    Monday Morning Sportswriter Well-Known Member

    She was what I would consider old.

    And I don't consider my parents to be old.
  6. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    An old lady farted five feet from my face today. I saw her velvet pants begin to melt.
  7. ColbertNation

    ColbertNation Member

    Actually, that would be "Marsha."
  8. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    thanks, professor.
  9. HandsomeHarley

    HandsomeHarley Well-Known Member

  10. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Hmmm...if it is Marsha, then someone needs to tell Maureen McCormick.


    For the record, I've never seen it spelled Marsha until I clicked on this thread.
  11. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    i'll bet a buck colbert is rifling through google like a rat right about now.
    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  12. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    Marsha, Marsha, Marsha

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