A fun late night game for the board

Shaq or Zydrunas Ilgauskas at...spelunking.

 

Ilgauskas. I think Shaq weighs too much for the ropes.

 

I'm going with Neagle on this one because, if I recall, he was actually with the prostitute and didn't just offer a cop posing as one money.

 

I'm going to go with Ilgauskas because Shaq will quit midway through, blame the camera crew and come up with a highly entertaining 20 minute rap about Ilgauskas' breathe smelling like his butt.

Next question....

Michael Jordan, Tyler Perry or Bill O'Reilly at fighting a T-Rex.

 

I've got nothing.

Shawn Kemp or Travis Henry... at Lamaze.

 

Shawn Kemp. While he's there, he'll be calming the woman down by telling her to count his kids in her head (I.E. counting sheep).

95...96...97...98...99...100!

 

Here's a two-fer.

Dikembe Mutombo or Gheorghe Mureşan... at singing karaoke.

And...

A.C. Green or Martina Navratilova... at sexing Mutombo.

 

Muresan, dude was a movie star after all


Sam Perkins or Josh Howard....at toking off a six foot bong

 

The look in Perkins' eyes tells me it's him...

 

Tom Cruise or John Travolta at delivering Easter mass at the Vatican?

 

If you have ever seen the picture of Neagle's prostitute, you would understand why that was actually a negative for him.

 

That second one is so very wrong, but hilarious at the same time. And I have to go with Green. He seems too nice to not put effort into it and do a good job.