A fun late night game for the board

"Ballet" is code for strip club. So Pacman.

 

Bonds. He doesn't give a crap what anyone thinks about him and is more likely to get less worked up.

Bob Knight or John McEnroe... best 'O' face.

 

McEnroe. But only 1980s afro McEnroe.

Bob Baffert or D Wayne Lukas ... at online porn.

 

That's the best one yet. The key is to make the competition so outlandish that the imagery makes you laugh. Well-done.

And I'm going to have to go with Johnny Mac. The idea of Knight making an "O" face makes me want to throw up.

 

McEnroe, because we've already seen Knight's during his "game face" speech.

Dirk Nowitzki or Steve Nash ... at gardening?

 

Lukas. Baffert would never hurt my feelings like that.

 

I'm intrigued, but how so? At doing it, or searching for it?

 

Steve Nash... being shorter, I imagine it would be easier for him to spend hours on end crouched down, digging in the dirt.

Pat Summit/Geno Auriemma or John Calipari/John Chaney... in a three-legged race.

 

Nash is definitely the right answer. Nowitzki would step on and kill most of his plants/flowers.

As for the three-legged race. I think Chaney would strangle Calipari before the start, while Summit would be professional and just win the race without acknowledging Geno.

 

Calipari/Chaney, because both are mature enough to keep from clawing the other to death halfway through the race. The other pair only has one person that mature.

Tim Lincecum or Matt Leinart ... at winning back Sarah Marshall.

 

Summit/Auriemma. They'd get to the end just to get away from each other. Chaney would untie himself and use the rope to strangle Cal before they even got going.

DAMN YOU DREU!!!

 

Bull ... I'd be willing to bet Brady has been with Canadian women and knows the accent better.

Again, bull ... Ovechkin is Russian and way too pussy-fussy. Crosby is a Cole Harbour kid. We grow 'em tough there.


Sean Avery or Jose Canseco ... at making friends?