A fun exercise

So I'm back in Florida and actually find some good work, so I call Tim Stephens, one of the best in the biz, and after he gives me the Orlando Predators for a couple of games, wants to know if I want to do Friday nights.

Thing is, after two heart surgeries and and now arthritis, the prospect of covering Our Lady of Eternal Perspiration vs. Holy Name of Tebow doesn't have the same appeal as it once did.

No, Tim didn't think those were real schools, but we also came up with "Brotherhood of The Florida Turnpike" and in honoring the Spurrier days "Sacred Visor"

What private school name can you come up to amuse and entertain?

 

Directional Catholic.

 

Butt Academy

 

Poindexter Private Academy
(We teach Sex Ed and little else!)

 

Our Lady of Great Agony
St. Rita Moreno
Our Lady of Perpetual Motion

 

Little Company of Mary.

That's the actual name of the hospital where my wife was born.

 

Immaculate Conception School always had "ICS" on its jerseys ... so it was better known as I Commit Suicide.

 

My favorite Milwaukee high school is a merger -- Divine Savior Holy Angels. I hope it merges with another school I hope it merges with the other all-girl Catholic high school so it becomes Divine Savior St. Joan Antida Holy Angels.

 

Our Lady of the Blessed Out of Area Recruits.

 

Our Lady of Destitute Athletes Somehow Managing to Afford Tuition

 

St. Xavier McDaniel

 

Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle