A fine day for Miami-bashing

The U gets it shoved where the tropical sun don't shine at Louisville.

Then the Dolphins lose again, and I rather enjoyed that perplexed look on the face of Nick Saban, the most miserable human being to ever put on a set of headphones. So much for that Super Bowl pick.

And I hope those fair-weather, fickle, clueless south Florida sports fans are crying in their Red Stripe tonight.

 

Coker is getting fired in 24-48 hours so the fans of the U will be rejoicing.

 

Between Saban and Weis, have any two alleged fucking geniuses been more thorougly depantsed in the same 24-hour time span recently?

 

Too bad Urban Meyer, another so-called genuis and bad human being, didn't go down at Knoxville. But he was going against a coach who certifiably isn't a genuis, Phil "I'm replacing Pluto in the solar system" Fulmer.

 

There were some odds I was going to put out there -- who would go down first, Phil "Chug-A-Lug, Chug-A-Lug" Fullmer or Urban "Blight" Meyer? Wow ... I think I'll say Meyer by a edge right now.

You mean Nick Saban has that Dave Wannstedt look on his face? Hmmm ... sounded like Daunte was having a tough day, too.

 

No, it was more like "this can't be happening!!! I'm a genuis!!! I treat my players like children. I treat the media like flies who spoil a picnic lunch. I think my job is more important than curing cancer, fighting the war on terrorism and balancing the federal budget. I have my own little fiefdom and nothing or no one is more important that winning on Sunday, including my family. How can I be losing"

Hey Nick...I'm enjoying this shit. Here's hoping you're go 0-16. Prick.

 

We're such a positive bunch.

 

Miami needs to hire these guys:

 

Saban's teams shit the bed a couple times every year, even in his best seasons. Even his fluke semi-NC team at LSU dropped a major turd against Florida.

 

It's shit cause you don't know it. Wait until Monday.