A dozen minutes outside the velvet rope

They're downloading porn. What else would they be doing?

 

Like I said in the beginning: Asian. Dong.

 

They're also reviewing the entry policy for the VIP Room:

 

My board freezes at 1 p.m. EST every day give or take a few minutes.

Or 12:45 in MST (Moddy Standard Time)

 

Yeah, those are real.

 

My SJ time is 44 minutes ahead of real time.
It is now 2:42 p.m. EST. SJ says it's 3:26
WTF?

 

So I have to wait 44 minutes to read that post?

Wait. What?

 

As I was walking down the street one day
A man came up to me and asked me what the time was that was on my watch, yeah
And I said

Does anybody really know what time it is
Does anybody really care
If so I cant imagine why
Weve all got time enough to cry

And I was walking down the street one day
A pretty lady looked at me and said her diamond watch had stopped cold dead
And I said

Does anybody really know what time it is
Does anybody really care
If so I cant imagine why
Weve all got time enough to cry

And I was walking down the street one day
Being pushed and shoved by people trying to beat the clock, oh, no I just dont know
I dont know
And I said, yes I said

Background:
People runnin everywhere
Dont know where to go
Dont know where I am
Cant see past the next step
Dont have time to think past the last mile
Have no time to look around
Just run around, run around and think why

Does anybody really know what time it is
Does anybody really care
If so I cant imagine why
Weve all got time enough to die

 

SJ is 16 minutes behind my computer clock. Bi-frigging-zarre

 

SJ is 21 minutes behind mine.

 

That's because spnited doesn't have his clock set on the right time zone. If he goes into his profile and fixes it, it will also be 16 minutes behind his computer clock.

 

SJ is 16 minutes behind my clock too.