A deep cut on the album of your life

Shoulda just stuck with "I banged Roseanne Barr some Hollywood hottie" and left it at that, Arnie.

 

Ann Coulter has fucked more women, using only her Adam's apple, than all the people currently signed on.

 

You realize you're lumping yourself in there, right?

 

What can I say, she gets around?

And I meant combined.

 

OK, trying to contribute to the real intent of this thread:

-- I'm painfully shy in some respects and very outgoing in others.

-- Since this is a sports journalism board I don't know if this one qualifies, but I wrote a game story at a major league baseball game for the Associated Press 22 days before my 19th birthday. And the damn game went 17 innings.

-- I never took a music lesson until the age of 39 and have now been playing guitar for 7 1/2 years and am trying to learn piano.

 

I took piano lessons from fifth grade thru the middle of eighth grade. I quit to spend more time collecting baseball cards. My mother told me I'd regret it. Of course, she was right.

 

Bet you could make more money selling those cards than you could make playing the piano, though.

 

Gotta be my days as a forest ranger.

 

When I was 14, I transcribed every word of Vanilla Ice's debut album onto looseleaf paper and put it in a fluorescent orange binder.

 

When I was a kid, I had a gigantic poster of Richard Nixon that nearly covered an entire wall of my room. Within a few years, I came to dislike Nixon intensely, drew a moustache on the poster, and treated it as a spoof to all my friends, but the truth is, when I put the poster up, as a preteen, I really liked Nixon. And the Monkees.
During this era, I also owned a 45 of Bobby Goldsboro singing "Honey."

 

my brother and i used to play one on one stickball--nine innings, 3 strikes, 3 outs, etc, and we would pretend we were each player on a real team. For example one of us would be the phillies, the other the mets and we would pretend to be each batter in the lineup.

We were (are) such baseball geeks that we could recall almost every team's lineup, and we would bat left or right handed depending on who the player was (note: we both sucked at batting left handed).

After reading some of these posts, somehow i have a feeling we weren't the only people doing this.

 

Wow.