A deep cut on the album of your life

Arnold: Roseanne was cancelled more than 10 years ago. She doesn't count anymore.

My back story is not nearly as interesting as Arnold's, or even Doc's. Hmmm...along the same lines as Bubbler, I tried to play the entire 1988 MLB season for six teams (A's, Cardinals, Dodgers, Pirates, Royals and Yankees) on my old-school Nintendo baseball. I even wrote boxscores for every game. Alas, I lost interest when school started, after 70-something games. Mark Gubicza was 13-0 for the Royals.

Surprisingly, I did not get laid that summer.

 

Nettles sucked ass against lefties that year (.229) and Soderholm was pretty good (.319). Computer made that call, I was playing with Texas.

 

Hey, if my grandma can clean to Led Zep, I can clean to Patti Lupone singing Evita.

 

Frick, I misread yours. I thought it read "I was an astrophysicist." My losefail.

 

My sister dated Izzy Stradlin.

And by dated, I mean she straddled Izzy Stradlin.

 

Don't mop for me Argentiiinaaa ...

 

She was one of the JuJu Hounds? (totally obscure reference no one will get)

 

No worries. I don't have the head for figures it would take to actually do the job, hence the longing.

 

If a gimme is not jumped on, then the thread was not worth saving in the first place.

 

C'mon, it's not that obscure.

 

Nobody else wants to play? This thread actually has some potential.

 

i used to be a republican, too.