A deep cut on the album of your life

Yeah Doc, yours was the one I thought had a chance of being true. Zeke's first one is surely the most false.

And Arnold comes through, apparently from his boxed set.

 

Serious answer? I am currently programming the 1980 season into my PC baseball game. Phillies-Pirates is next up.

 

Buckdub, you get off Bubbler's log-on this instant!

 

Dammit Dooley! I take umbrage that you don't think I have raging genital warts!

 

Actually, I don't think he knows that the Drew Carey Show was canceled. He was referring to Mimi.

And Bubs, genital warts are your hit song, not a deep cut.

 

I'm not lying, dools. I'd rather watch stars through telescopes than football through binoculars.

 

Damn, I come through with a thread-saving post, and you do me like that?

 

I believe it.

 

I clean my house to show tunes.

 

Buckdub could not hold a candle as to how geeky the process for doing that is. But it's cool as fuck once it's done. Here's a recent box ...

Code:

FINAL              1 2 3  4 5 6  7 8 9     R  H  E
New York -AL-      2 1 0  0 0 0  0 0 0     3 11  0
Texas              3 1 0  0 0 1  0 0 X     5 14  0

New York -AL-                      AB  R  H BI BB SO LO   AVG
Willie Randolph 2b                  4  0  2  0  0  0  0  .500
Bobby Brown cf                      3  1  1  1  0  0  1  .333
Bob Watson 1b                       4  1  1  0  0  0  2  .250
Reggie Jackson rf                   4  0  3  1  0  1  0  .750
Oscar Gamble lf                     4  0  0  0  0  1  2  .000
Graig Nettles 3b                    3  0  2  1  0  0  0  .667
  Eric Soderholm ph-3b              1  0  0  0  0  0  0  .000
Bobby Murcer dh                     3  0  0  0  0  0  3  .000
  Lou Piniella ph                   1  0  1  0  0  0  0 1.000
Rick Cerone c                       4  0  0  0  0  1  0  .000
Bucky Dent ss                       4  1  1  0  0  0  0  .250
TOTALS:                            35  3 11  3  0  3  8

BATTING
SF: Brown.  RBI: Jackson (1); Nettles (1); Brown (1).  2-OUT RBI: Nettles. 
Runners left in scoring position, 2 outs: Murcer.  GIDP: Gamble.  Team LOB: 6.  

FIELDING
DP: 1 (Randolph-Watson).  

Texas                              AB  R  H BI BB SO LO   AVG
Bump Wills 2b                       4  1  4  2  0  0  0 1.000
Mickey Rivers cf                    3  0  0  0  0  1  3  .000
Buddy Bell 3b                       4  1  1  1  0  0  2  .250
Richie Zisk dh                      4  1  2  1  0  0  2  .500
Al Oliver lf                        4  0  2  0  0  0  0  .500
Jim Sundberg c                      4  0  2  1  0  0  2  .500
Pat Putnam 1b                       4  0  1  0  0  0  1  .250
Billy Sample rf                     4  1  2  0  0  0  3  .500
Bud Harrelson ss                    2  1  0  0  0  0  3  .000
TOTALS:                            33  5 14  5  0  1 16

BATTING
2B: Zisk (1, John); Wills (1, John); Sample (1, May).  S: Rivers; Harrelson. 
RBI: Bell (1); Zisk (1); Sundberg (1); Wills 2 (2).  2-OUT RBI: Wills.  Runners
left in scoring position, 2 outs: Sample; Zisk; Harrelson; Sundberg.  GIDP:
Sample.  Team LOB: 7.  

BASERUNNING
SB: Wills (1, 2nd base off May/Cerone).  CS: Wills (1, 2nd base by May/Cerone).
Picked off: Wills (2nd base, May).  

FIELDING
DP: 1 (Wills-Harrelson-Putnam).  Outfield assist: Rivers (Piniella at 2nd base).  

New York -AL-                    IP     H  R ER BB SO HR   ERA
Tommy John (L, 0-1)             3       9  4  4  0  1  0 12.00
Rudy May                        4       5  1  1  0  0  0  2.25
Tim Lollar                      1       0  0  0  0  0  0  0.00

Texas                            IP     H  R ER BB SO HR   ERA
Fergie Jenkins (W, 1-0)         7      10  3  2  0  2  0  2.58
John Henry Johnson (S, 1)       2       1  0  0  0  1  0  0.00

WP: May.  HBP: Harrelson (by John).  Pitches-Strikes:  Jenkins 60-44; Johnson
11-8; John 38-28; May 25-22; Lollar 5-4.  Ground balls-Fly balls:  Jenkins
14-14; Johnson 2-3; John 6-11; May 9-6; Lollar 3-0.  Batters faced:  Jenkins
30; Johnson 6; John 18; May 15; Lollar 3.  
T: 2:52.  Att: 50,418.  Weather: 78 degrees, cloudy.  Wind: 8 mph, in from left.

 

Who didn't see that coming?

 

Eric Soderholm pinch-hit for Graig Nettles?

That's crazy.