A copy editor's nightmare

The easiest headline for this is
Petrino can't decide on which Dick to use
Anyway, here's a snippet of the AP story. See if you can do better.
LITTLE ROCK, Ark. (AP) — Arkansas coach Bobby Petrino still isn't saying much about who the starting quarterback will be this weekend at Mississippi State.
Casey Dick, the senior who has started all season, is still a candidate this week. But so is his younger brother, redshirt freshman Nathan Dick.

 

Oh brother, Petrino's QB decision a family matter

 

Wow, what a nightmare.

 

Petrino won't stop Dick-ing around on QB decision

 

Petrino's multiple-Dick nightmare

or

No Viagra needed: Petrino to decide on two Dicks

or

Petrino can get the job done with both Dicks

 

well piss on me for trying to go cheesy instead of sleezy

 

Would one use a Dick for that?

 

Dick decision hard one for Petrino

 

Petrino stuck between two Dicks

 

Petrino as happy as a puppy with two Dicks

 

When Casey Dick signed with Arkansas, the sports editor of the Democrat-Gazette sent out a memo that Dick's last name would never be used in a headline. Not sure if that's still the case, but it was for a while.

 

Brothers vie for quarterback spot.