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Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Cansportschick, Nov 24, 2007.

  1. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Toilet snakes certainly don't help.
     
  2. Cansportschick

    Cansportschick Active Member

    Wonder if anyone has bite marks to share from their pain of not only being bitten but having gas and constipation. If it's on You Tube bonus!

    I truly believe Lionel Ritchie is hiding it when he wears his tight assed white outfit from the Commodores days (Sail On)
     
  3. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    Not cool, man. Not cool.
     
  4. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    That's it. I'm searching for toilet snakes on YouTube. Wish me luck.
     
  5. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    I wish you ill will on your search. If you find said video I will never be able to poop again.
     
  6. Cansportschick

    Cansportschick Active Member

    Yeah, I will be forever haunted...I will be screaming "Mommy there is a biting boogey man eating through my poop and buttock flesh!"
     
  7. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    You win.
     
  8. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    All I found were these three clips:

    An actual news story about a woman who found a seven-foot python in her toilet, which was posted on this site a few weeks ago:
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    A foreign "Funniest Videos" show:
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    An actual toilet snake:
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  9. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Sorry, people. Get used to hovering over the bowl.
     
  10. Cansportschick

    Cansportschick Active Member

    I take it the woman wasn't in the can at the time the python made her toilet its residence...
     
  11. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    I refuse to click on any of those. Absolutely refuse, so abject is the horror I feel when I see a snake.
     
  12. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I didn't watch it just now because I'd seen it before, but I think she was about to go -- maybe brushing her teeth prior to popping a squat. Or her daughter saw it. Either way, the snake never got a chance at her.
     
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