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A compelling argument for why human reproduction should be licensed.

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Starman, Dec 16, 2008.

  1. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member


    Here's an update, with some truly shocking news:


    gee whiz, now there's a surprise. ::) ::)
  2. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Way to condemn your children to a life of mouthbreathing and trailer-park living, Campbell family.
  3. MartinEnigmatica

    MartinEnigmatica Active Member

    Is it a huge surprise Wal-Mart ended up making the cake?
  4. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    I, for one, am shocked.
  5. Beaker

    Beaker Active Member

    Hell, they probably invited the employee's to Adolf's party.
  6. txsportsscribe

    txsportsscribe Active Member

    did they pay for it at the jewelry counter?
  7. MartinEnigmatica

    MartinEnigmatica Active Member

    They would have, but the damn lady started to run away. It was an important cake!
  8. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    I liked this bit too ...

  9. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Did they invite Lou Holtz?
  10. Beaker

    Beaker Active Member

    He was the keynote speaker.
  11. schiezainc

    schiezainc Well-Known Member

    You know what would make me happier than anything? If all three of these kids grow up and get married interracially.

    Then we'll test the whole "I'll let them decide for themselves" mentality.

    Over/under on how many hours pass between these kids' 18th birthdays and the time it takes the paperwork to clear for the legal name change? I say three.
  12. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

    Did the psychologist really say the treatment from schoolkids would be "the icing on the cake?" Brilliant.

    By the way, you have to live one hell of a hard life to have emphysema at 35.
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