A Clean Pecker Always Taps It

When cupid calls clean your balls.

 

Be a good hubby
And wipe your chubby.

 

Doesn't have to be just about intercourse:

Clean your nutbag so you can part her funbags

 

If you scrub up your rod
she will swallow your wad.

I always take things too far, by the way.

 

I haven't heard this much hubbub over sex since those parents wanted Where's Waldo banned because a woman on the beach wore a bikini bottom but not a top.

WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

 

Of course it's a D_B. But at least you've got a better hed. Clean or not.

 

Clean your drill so you can finish on her grille

 

An ad like this in a magazine that has made a cottage industry out of the swimsuit issue?

 

An ad like this in a magazine that kids look through.

 

If you clean her down South
she might go ass to mouth

 

Zeke! We've missed you!

 

True. And there is the opportunity not to receive the swimsuit issue ... so I guess I cancelled my own argument.