A Clean Pecker Always Taps It

Why not an ad line beneath a generic black and white 70s high school photo of a kid named Michael Hunt that reads,

"Mike Hunt's never been cleaner"?

I'd be shocked if Grey hadn't already pitched this and had it rejected.

 

The ad must be working because people are starting threads on message boards about it.

And baby wipes do serve a purpose for adults.

 

If Playtex wants to be a responsible corporate citizen they should also have something about safe sex.

"Cover the bat with a hat"

 

Do we have this much disposable income as a country? Problems of the 1 percenters?

 

"Don't be a slob, always clean the nob"

 

Suitable campaign for a 'Playboy' or a ' Penthouse' - or even a 'Maxim' or 'FHM' equivalent - but not an SI or 'Esquire?'

 

Frank Ridgeway could use them to clean off his Allen Edmonds cap toes.

 

I didn't read the Nike marketing piece SI sent out that week so I missed this ad.

 

Is Suzanne Somers next?

"My coochie never had it so good!"

 

"Clean the stick if you want her to have a lick"

 

"Clean the canoe, and he'll go down on you."

 

Clean your wang, and you'll get some poontang.