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A Benefit of Buyouts

Discussion in 'Journalism topics only' started by PeteyPirate, Nov 23, 2008.

  1. lono

    lono Active Member

    How about copy-editor-and-reporter-in-the-deep-end-of-the-swimming-pool sex, half-the-newsroom-drunk-naked-and-in-the-pool sex or two-lesbain-production-assistants-in-a-convertible sex?
     
  2. Magic In The Night

    Magic In The Night Active Member

    Who in the newspaper business makes enough money to own A POOL?
     
  3. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    Photographer-photographer-reporter in the darkroom.
     
  4. Magic In The Night

    Magic In The Night Active Member

    Whoa! Your paper is more fun than mine!
     
  5. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    That one spawned the legendary quote from one of the parties involved, who claimed that the lone female participant uttered the words "Pick a hole."
     
  6. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    And you know which way I went, bitches.
     
  7. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Well, it was a darkroom, so I'm guessing the two guys were later embarrassed and the gal was feeling left out?
     
  8. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    You didn't seem embarassed at the time, Acey-cakes.
     
  9. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    It was just a guess, Mr. Night Vision Goggles!
     
  10. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    i read the piece; what a child.
     
  11. fleaflicker

    fleaflicker Member

    She looks too plump, but the Flea is pretty particular!!

    Flea says: "Take a buyout, only see or handle (with surgical gloves) that paper again at the barber shop and the eye doc. NEVER pay a cent for it again! The writers it has left are mere scabbies. Yuk, says Flea!!!

    Buyout sex?? Not with a plumpie!
     
  12. wicked

    wicked Well-Known Member

    I feel bad for this woman's kid. Does she have no shame? Last thing I want to do is read about mommy's sexploits in The New York Times.
     
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