A Beading From The Book Of Testes

These people crazy.
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-godmen7dec07,0,5040895.story?page=1&coll=la-home-headlines

 

God, save me from your followers.

 

WWJD? Play paintball and kick ass, dammit!

 

Are you sure he wasn't going down to the YMCA to hang out with the boys?

 

There are quotes galore in here!

 

How long is that marriage gonna last now?

 

I'm so glad no one's putting up with that 'inclusion' thing anymore. We're much better for it. [/sarcasm]

 

Hey now!

What rubber is hitting what bat?

Now, I could go with the Brokeback Mountain fishing trip joke. Instead, I'll stick with what I posted before. This man is clearly a construction worker...



We've had enough, "cowboy up"
Maybe I should have gone with the Brokeback Mountain theme...

Okay, now I know they are joking.

 

<sigh> ... I remember when they used to go out into the woods, read Robert Bly and beat on drums ... at least then they were out of sight.

F_B ... not to nitpick or anything, but what exactly did you mean by "a beading" in this instance? I have this mental picture of guys at grown-up camp, singing Kumbayah at the campfire and making cheap plastic bead jewelry to take home to their poor neglected wives.

 

I can't wait for next year's action movie: "Jesus Christ, Badass"

In the glorious response to such pansy-ass fare as "Jesus Christ Superstar," this thrill-a-minute flick features Jesus single-handledly winning the war in Iraq with a submachine gun, hunting with Ted Nugent -- JC likes his meat raw -- and bedding dozens of beautiful women, including Salma Hayek as Mary Magdalene. Carson Kressley also stars as Satan. Coming to theatres in June of next year

 

Jesus melted down his Dan Fogelberg CDs.

 

I thought he was talking about a boil-over.