A bad way to leave a job

Can you at least give me a reference?

 

"Not only that, Marie, I'm considering docking your last paycheck for the data recovery service."

 

Why didn't she just copy it all on discs first before the erasing? Just to be safe....

I would have liked to be a fly on the wall for the conversation she had with her boss.

Hutchins: All of our files and blueprints have been erased. That's $2.5 millions worth. Marie, why did you do that?

Cooley: You were going to fire me. I saw that ad in that newspaper. Admit it, you were going to fire me.

Hutchins: You idiot, that was for my wife's company.

Cooley: Ohhhhhh

Hutchins (in Vince McMahon voice: Yourrr firrred!

 

Do you validate?

 

"Can I make it up to you by working on your hard drive?"

 

I swear I saw a porno movie just like that.

 

What was she doing looking at the help wanted ads anyway?

Wouldn't a smarter move to have been to applied for the job using a phony name and resume experience to see what the job actually was?

 

Yikes.

 

You are the weakest link.










(Kickin' it, 2001 style!)

 

Where would you like to put your floppy disc, big boy?

 

Rich Rodriguez will have no comment, because he can't hear your questions over the noise his shredder makes.

 

The fun part will be finding out how she explains it in her next job interview.