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"A.B. has an STD! Eww!"

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by poindexter, Nov 9, 2007.

  1. Double Down

    Double Down Well-Known Member

    Other Busch Stadium text messages that didn't quite make it past the screener:

    Ankiel's Pujols smells like HGH!

    LaRussa's LaRight. Just ask him.

    What the Falkenborg is wrong with our pitching?

    They should call him So So Taguchi.

    Rolen has attitude problems. And herpes.

    Why won't Josh Hancock answer his cell phone?
  2. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    I'm going to Hell for laughing at that.
  3. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

  4. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    For god's sake, someone post the morans photo. He was wearing a Cardinals shirt. And I'm on fail-infected dial-up today.

    Also, maybe the AB is Anheiser Busch, and it was meant to say that AB causes STD, which is perfectly believable if you've had Michelob Ultra.
  5. Shaggy

    Shaggy Guest

    I actually, in a drunken haze, sent a text message to be displayed on the Busch Stadium scoreboard last summer. It cost me 4 bucks. I waited, and waited, then went and bought another beer. While I was in line, I got texted "Your message just appeared! Enjoy the game!"

  6. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Now that was fucking hilarious.
  7. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

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  8. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member


    EDIT: Dammit Slappy!
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  9. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

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  10. Pi

    Pi Member

    What if she really does have and STD?
  11. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    How can those messages not be screened? Any schmuck can text 'I have a hard-on the size of Pujols bat' and it goes on the board? No one thought of this before??
  12. 21
    I would pay cash money for that button.
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