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94-year-old won't be prosecuted for solicitation

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by hondo, Jul 16, 2008.

  1. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member


    Thank God there was a judge who had some common sense. I personally want to give the old guy a medal for still thinking he could get it done at 94.
  2. My god, that's depressing. The old guy has dementia.

  3. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    "You want to party tonight?"
    "Back in my day, sandwiches were called flat freddies. Cost four playing cards a bite."
    "You know, it will cost you a little something to party with me."
    "I'm lonely."
    "So am I babe. So lets have some fun. You...me."
    "You know what I mean."
    "Take me home."
    "I'll take you where ever you want to go for $30"
    "I want some pancakes."
    "How about you and me make something else."
    "OK. Better hurry. Matlock will find the real killer."
  4. John

    John Well-Known Member

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  5. jboy

    jboy Guest

    Awesome. I also think it's funny that a "John" has posted on this thread.
  6. KP

    KP Active Member

    Sweet, a guy with dementia driving.
  7. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    You're my boy, Blue!
  8. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    OK, this is my favourite bit:

    "Do you want to party tonight?" the woman asked Milio, who replied that he wanted to think about it for another 15 to 20 minutes.

    You could use that as an opening sentence for a short story. Beautiful.
  9. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    This guy is my new hero.
  10. Overrated

    Overrated Guest

    Better than Danny Gladden, I guess.
  11. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    Rumour has it that it's Hondo's grandfather.
  12. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    I'm glad that he won't have to do hard time.
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