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911 caller: 'There's an alligator in my kitchen!'

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by 2muchcoffeeman, Apr 22, 2008.

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  1. playthrough

    playthrough Moderator Staff Member

    Great stuff. I've played some golf in that community and have seen a few gators. That kind of thing isn't at all uncommon in many pockets of Florida. But the 911 call makes the story ... "are you sure it's not a large iguana?"
     
    playthrough, Apr 23, 2008
    #13
  2. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Alligators and crocodiles scare the everloving bejeesus out of me.
     
    imjustagirl, Apr 23, 2008
    #14
  3. Hammer Pants

    Hammer Pants Active Member

    I talked to my dad tonight, and I asked him what he'd do if he found a gator in his kitchen.

    "I reckon I'd shoot the bastard," he said.

    I love that mean old man.
     
    Hammer Pants, Apr 23, 2008
    #15
  4. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    It must be tough batting 1.000 for all that time, Ace.
     
    mike311gd, Apr 23, 2008
    #16
  5. Hammer Pants

    Hammer Pants Active Member

    I've always got chewing gum in my pocket.

    That's not nearly as cool, though.
     
    Hammer Pants, Apr 23, 2008
    #17
  6. Italian_Stallion

    Italian_Stallion Active Member

    Richard Gere can beat that, both your wocket itself and your story.
     
    Italian_Stallion, Apr 23, 2008
    #18
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