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80-year-old pecan seller stabs robber in rear end

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by dixiehack, Nov 30, 2008.

  1. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    I can't improve upon the original headline.


  2. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    Better headline:

    "Food seller went for the nuts, sliced the buns"
  3. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    How much money was this cat going to get from the pecan peddler? That's nuts.
  4. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Is it wrong that I saw this thread title, and immediately though of stoob?
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