75 things every man should master ...

I mean to add this:

 

In certain industries, (e.g, Boston book publishing), they're still considered a fashion necessity.

Talk to Frank.

 

I recently wore a bow tie for a work-related event, but I didn't have to tie it.

And, I'm sorry, but bacon should not be cooked in a microwave. More power to you if you like it, but I'll be throwing mine in a pan on the stove.

 

Based from experience, I'd put knowing how to give a foot massage to a woman in there.....

 

Any industry in which a bow tie can be called a necessity is clearly weighed down by its own pretentiousness.

 

You mean like journalism?

 

Oddly enough, I'm considering trying that look this week. But with plaid shorts.

 

Are you going to be covering a five day test match or a yachting race?

 

I'll be the one laughing at you.

 

Don't be telling me about foot massages, I'm the foot fuckin' master.

 

Neither, I was thinking for drinks at the country club.

 

Yes.

Let them eat cake and read our insipid lists.