75 things every man should master ...

Long-term readers know that under its endless chain of managements, Esky editorial's ridden this mule constantly for the past half-century. And you're right,
when they slip into this mode, they devolve into a male's Cosmopolitan.

 

This is why I refuse to cook.

 

Perhaps Bob owns one of these babies:

 

Nope. I use a regula plate. Just put strips on a paper towel and a towel over it. do it about 4 1/2 minutes. tastes great.

And BBAM, it is good, I can make it very crisp like I like it but not burnt.

 

Hmm. Interesting list. I can do many of those, but then some I still need to master.

 

Screw cooking bacon. Just buy it precooke

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That post has all the appearance of an unfinished masterpiece.

 

And that one is perfect.

 

Interesting list...

Bow tie? Please, what is this 1935?

 

This is actually true. Put a couple sheets of paper towel underneath and a couple more on top. Comes out crisp and less greasy.

 

I've never been in a situation where I had to tie one. My buddy did for his wedding, though. All the groomsmen wore regular ties, while this pudgy fellow fumbled around with the bow. If it was for Cliff Floyd hitting his second home run of the game, I'd have lost myself in laughter.

 

It's not that difficult to tie one. Kind of like tying a shoe.