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Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by TwoGloves, Jul 7, 2007.

  1. GB-Hack

    GB-Hack Active Member

    Captain's log, stardate 77777.7.

  2. jambalaya

    jambalaya Member

    I love TwoGloves' picture of Shemp!

  3. BTExpress

    BTExpress Well-Known Member

    Exhibit A on how people are mind-numbingly stupid.

    It's one thing to piss money away on a lottery, quite another to pick an obviously popular number on a date that will --- even if you win --- net you only a tiny fraction of the pool because hundreds of other dumbfucks picked the same number.
  4. Pencil Dick

    Pencil Dick Member

    Mother Pencil Dick celebrated her 70th birthday on 07-7-07.

    She was born at 7:34 a.m. ... too bad she arrived 27 minutes late.
  5. Left_Coast

    Left_Coast Active Member

    Why? Wasn't the lottery in New York on Sept 11, 2001, 9-1-1
    And last year, in Ohio, it was 4-2-3-9 on the day Ohio State beat Michigan by that score?
  6. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    That Ohio thing was nuts.
  7. markvid

    markvid Guest

    Not in PA. It's not a pool, but straight winnings for the 3 and 4 number games.
  8. Second Thoughts

    Second Thoughts Active Member

    I know a lot of brides picked today to get hitched.

    How many special trips were planned to Vegas for this weekend do you figure?
  9. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    The same number that will be heading to divorce court in, oh, 2.8 weeks.
  10. Johnny Dangerously

    Johnny Dangerously Well-Known Member

    Anthony S. Clancy of Dublin was born on the seventh day of the seventh month of the seventh year of the century, which also happened to be the seventh day of the week. "I was the seventh child of a seventh child," he wrote, "and I have seven brothers; that makes seven sevens."

    On his twenty-seventh birthday, according to Clancy, he went to the track. The seventh numbered horse in the seventh race was named Seventh Heaven, and was handicapped seven stone. The odds against Seventh Heaven were seven-to-one, but Clancy bet seven shillings anyway.

    The horse finished seventh.

  11. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    Is it wrong that I laugh at that?

    Oh, and Moddy ... Dude, they're TV fucks. They don't know how to be right.

    Futhermore, this 7-7-07 this is really startin' to aggravate me, rat.
  12. Johnny Dangerously

    Johnny Dangerously Well-Known Member

    By 8-8-08 you'll have forgotten all about it.
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