68 Days til Xmas, 36 til Hanukkah, time to shop!

For Moddy:




...and the rest of the Mods:


Crystal handcuffs and whistles. Only the best for the best.

 

Elaine Benes.

 

I don't know if you hang this up or lick it, but for the couple who has everything...maybe Doc & spup can hang this in the living room...

His N Her Portrait Painted in Bosco!



Maybe he sent bonbons after the first date. Certainly, untold chocolate has been exchanged over the years. To celebrate that entertaining, exasperating, enduring thing you call love, try our His & Hers portrait by Vik Muniz.

The brilliant Brazilian lives and works in New York, crafting internationally famous art out of literally anything: caviar, dirt, diamonds, toys even! Here, he will capture your likenesses in a double helping of Bosco® chocolate syrup. You come away with a framed 60" x 48" museum-quality photographic work of art, a limited edition of one, thank you.



Price: $110,000. Do not hang near radiator or space heater.

 

*sigh*

 

Fine, if you don't want it, I'll keep it. I thought it was a cool gift.

 

For $110K, I'll buy a condo.

 

Who was looking for red luggage...sportschick?



The whole set for around $9000, although it looks like the large tote is back-ordered. Will check back.

 

It was GIFT. To hang in the condo!

Geez. We'll send some socks instead.

 

I just bought this dress, so please don't anyone else buy it.

 

How much does the model in the picture cost?

 

She looks like a tranny.

That might cost extra.

 

Shit, I never realized it was gonna be purchased FOR US. I'll never turn down a work of art; unless it's an Andres Serrano piece. The idea of photographing piss and blood just doesn't do it for me.