6-8 inches

Power to the people my brother.

 

It's 50 and sunny here in my red state. GWB is obviously using his weather control machine to bless the states where he still has decent approval ratings

 

It's still too early for open-toed shoes though.

 

There was only one word under tonight in the Weather Channel's 5-day forecast graphic.

Blizzard.

Fuckabunchawinter.

 

Yeah, yeah, I know, it's all Pussy Malanga's fault.

 

No wonder Northerners bitch about the south. If I had to put up with that shit, I'd be cranky too.

 

Get bent.

 

Looking forward to annual shot of local TV reporter confirming that city has sand and that they are putting the plows on.

 

the front stair case is immersed in a 6-foot snow drift. the wind is blowing the snow so hard it stings the uncovered face. You feel like the Leo DiCaprio who stood at the front of Titanic and the Leo whose frozen body sank to the bottom of the atlantic all at once.

fuckabunchawinter.

 

Inexplicably, we have had no snow in the past two hours. I doubt that the weather geeks missed that badly; I'm waiting for the big stuff to come overnight.

 

One of the stations today had one of their morning anchors and the weather guy sitting out in the station's courtyard at the "Snow Desk." Which was an anchor's desk with snow stylishly piled around it. The guys looked like they were freezing. Meanwhile, the hot female co-anchor is live at a nearby overpass to tell us that the roads are slick.

 

My fav is when tv anchor reports that the Highway department has sand.