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56 best/worst analogies of high school students

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by KYSportsWriter, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    Saw this link posted on Facebook. Some of these are hilarious.

    http://www.losteyeball.com/index.php/2007/06/19/56-worstbest-analogies-of-high-school-students/

     
  2. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    For IJAG. :D

    The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.
     
  3. JR

    JR Active Member

    "She was as easy as the TV Guide crossword" made me laugh.
     
  4. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member

    "Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever."

    I'm stealing that one.
     
  5. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    A couple of these are repeats from a thread we had in 2007, which is when this list was posted.

    Yet, the list itself is not the same.

    It's ironic, like a completely non-ironic Alanis Morissette song.
     
  6. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    Fabaliss.
     
  7. bumpy mcgee

    bumpy mcgee Well-Known Member

    As long as there are no similes I'm down with this
     
  8. T2

    T2 Member

    Some of these apparently have been around for quite a while, as they refer to the Clinton impeachment and Rocky and even the 1968 song "McArthur Park."
     
  9. GermanKeyser

    GermanKeyser Member

    This might be one of the best things of all time.

    "The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon."

    Now if I could only get my writing to be that descriptive.....
     
  10. Mystery Meat II

    Mystery Meat II Well-Known Member

    Didn't we establish (or at least strongly believe) that most of these are fake? Not that they're not still good for laughs.
     
  11. PCLoadLetter

    PCLoadLetter Well-Known Member

    Oh, they're absolutely fake as hell. No way high school kids came up with these. And some of these are brilliant.
     
  12. Wenders

    Wenders Active Member

    This, I firmly believe, was a high school kid. Rarely are people dumber than this:

    It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall.

    Some are definitely not HS age. I've never seen a kid use the word wont in a sentence.
     
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