50 most loathsome people in college football

from a BLOG!

great stuff (some sec, uga bias, but still entertaining)

50-41: http://heyjennyslater.blogspot.com/2007/01/50-most-loathsome-people-in-college.html
40-31: http://heyjennyslater.blogspot.com/2007/01/50-most-loathsome-people-in-college_05.html
30-21: http://heyjennyslater.blogspot.com/2007/01/50-most-loathsome-people-in-college_06.html
20-11: http://heyjennyslater.blogspot.com/2007/01/50-most-loathsome-people-i_116814052577146609.html
10-1: http://heyjennyslater.blogspot.com/2007/01/50-most-loathsome-people-in-college_07.html

 

So where in the top 10 does Frank Broyles rank?

 

# 8, like Time's Man of the Year, YOU:

Charges: Yeah, great, you were chosen Time magazine's "Man of the Year" -- you still suck.

You blow entire Saturdays living vicariously through unsuspecting 19-year-olds whose 40 times you care more about than their GPAs, yet have no qualms about turning on them the moment they fuck up.

Similarly, you hail every new coach as a "savior" with godlike powers to lift your team to the greatest heights of achievement, but call for them to be fired the minute the clock hits 00:00 on their first loss.

Most of you have never played a single down of competitive football, but launch into frothing, rage-filled bitchfests about individual play calls or entire game plans before the dust has even settled on the field.

And you spew hate-filled invective like a Mentos-doctored Coke bottle at people whose only sin is wearing different team colors from yours.

Just what the fuck is wrong with you, anyway?

Exhibit A: Check any Alabama message board.

Sentence: Twenty years of being followed everywhere you go by the announcing team of Pam Ward (play-by-play) and Dave Rowe (color), who will loudly and conspicuously narrate every last embarrassing moment of your miserable, worthless life

 

Outstanding pick..

 

Thank you. I've always liked Pam Ward, and I am ashamed when men rip her just because they can't handle a woman doing a job they think should be the exclusive domain of men. She's a good person, and she works a lot harder than a lot of guys I know.

 

I'm a big fan of No. 20. Couldn't have written it better myself.

 

Saban, Holtz and Fulmer are too low, Tubby's too high, Lemming should always improve on his position -- he can never be high enough

 

now THAT'S some funny stuff ;D

 

Where's Jenn Sterger?

 

Oh snap, they put Mark May in the top 10. Funny stuff

 

The Arkansas parents, but not Frank Broyles?
At least they got Matthew McConaughey right (and OGRE!!!)...