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50 most loathsome people in college football

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by HoopsMcCann, Jan 8, 2007.

  1. HoopsMcCann

    HoopsMcCann Active Member

  2. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    So where in the top 10 does Frank Broyles rank?
     
  3. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Haven't read through the whole list yet. I was totally on board, laughing along, Bill Simmons, Matthew McConaughey, David Boren, who's going to argue? But then 47 is Pam Ward? When did an broadcaster who does a great job of describing what's happening on the field, and actually has a feel for the game, become a bad thing?
     
  4. JR

    JR Active Member

    # 8, like Time's Man of the Year, YOU:

    Charges: Yeah, great, you were chosen Time magazine's "Man of the Year" -- you still suck.

    You blow entire Saturdays living vicariously through unsuspecting 19-year-olds whose 40 times you care more about than their GPAs, yet have no qualms about turning on them the moment they fuck up.

    Similarly, you hail every new coach as a "savior" with godlike powers to lift your team to the greatest heights of achievement, but call for them to be fired the minute the clock hits 00:00 on their first loss.

    Most of you have never played a single down of competitive football, but launch into frothing, rage-filled bitchfests about individual play calls or entire game plans before the dust has even settled on the field.

    And you spew hate-filled invective like a Mentos-doctored Coke bottle at people whose only sin is wearing different team colors from yours.

    Just what the fuck is wrong with you, anyway?

    Exhibit A: Check any Alabama message board.

    Sentence: Twenty years of being followed everywhere you go by the announcing team of Pam Ward (play-by-play) and Dave Rowe (color), who will loudly and conspicuously narrate every last embarrassing moment of your miserable, worthless life


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  5. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Outstanding pick..
     
  6. Johnny Dangerously

    Johnny Dangerously Active Member

    Thank you. I've always liked Pam Ward, and I am ashamed when men rip her just because they can't handle a woman doing a job they think should be the exclusive domain of men. She's a good person, and she works a lot harder than a lot of guys I know.
     
  7. Bubbler

    Bubbler Active Member

    I'm a big fan of No. 20. Couldn't have written it better myself.
     
  8. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Saban, Holtz and Fulmer are too low, Tubby's too high, Lemming should always improve on his position -- he can never be high enough
     
  9. leo1

    leo1 Active Member

    now THAT'S some funny stuff ;D
     
  10. Eagleboy

    Eagleboy Guest

    Where's Jenn Sterger?
     
  11. Chuck~Taylor

    Chuck~Taylor Active Member

    Oh snap, they put Mark May in the top 10. Funny stuff :D
     
  12. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    The Arkansas parents, but not Frank Broyles?
    At least they got Matthew McConaughey right (and OGRE!!!)...
     
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