50,000: Accomplishment or desperate cry for help?

Here I am, waiting for 50,000. Four posts away and he is offline.

WTF?

 

He has to think very carefully about these next four.

Oops. Sorry.

Dear Board,

He has to think very carefully about these next four.

Just sayin'

J_D

 

Hey, save that for the letters thread.

Just sayi....


DAMMIT!

 

I'm an anarchist. I just decided. Being a deranged genius wasn't enough anymore.

 

We.

 

Are.

 

Waiting ...

 

You'd better think very carefully about those next 47,778 posts, Liesl.

 

And we keep waiting ...

I am going to be 50 before this thing happens.

 

And you'll still look, well, a lot less than 50.

 

Well, that was sweet as hell. Should have been post number 50,000, not 49,998.

 

Fnord.
































As tempting as it is to leave it at that, I won't. I don't know if 50,000 will suddenly make me spit at photos of Ray Lewis or lose tumescence regularly, but I guess I'll find out. I remember my first post being about some of the students whom I was familiar with when I was at Missouri going on to be big names in journalism. My first PM was to Funky Mountain, asking how to do the quote function (after I posted the request in a thread and Idaho tried to make me think I had to be a junior member to use the quote function). Since then, it's been a lot of fun through the ups and downs of the community, and I hope I haven't pissed too many off, and if I have, chances are its my fault, especially for eventually being the worst fantasy team owner ever in the NIAFL (yes, even worse than Buck).

I'm looking forward for the enlightening, often intellectually challenging, and thankfully frequently silly dialogue to continue. And send someone to the Super Bowl, Moddy, even if it's not in your circulation area.

Just sayin'
Dools