5 People You Wish Would Just Go Away

And the people who interview Phelps need to go away.

 

1) Colin Cowherd
2) John Madden (as an announcer, don't want him to kick the bucket)
3) Bill Walton (as an announcer, don't want him to kick the bucket)
4) Carlos Mencia (no matter how hard he tries, he'll never be Dave Chapelle)
5) Colin Cowherd

 

Nobody's mentioned Don King yet, unless he's already gone away (and hopefully stays away)

 

Obvious Division:
Ann Coulter
Bill O'Reilly
Sean Hannity
Michael Savage
Rush Limbaugh

Sports Division:
Colin Cowherd
Jim Rome
Skip Bayless
Jay Mariotti
Stuart Scott

 

This is the best list yet. Good on ya, Bill.

 

Annoying Music Division
Mick Jagger
Billy Corgan
Marilyn Manson
Carrie Underwood
Jessica Simpson

Hot Air Division
Nancy Pelosi
Rudy Giuliani
Dianne Feinstein
Hillary Clinton
John McCain

Misc. Division
Drivers who refuse to go above 35 mph on a freeway on ramp
Drivers who believe that the left hand lane is the slow lane
Teenagers who wear their pants around their kneecaps to show off their Fruit-of-the-Looms
Smokers who get ticked off when you ask them not to smoke in a clearly labeled no-smoking area
Skateboarders who believe they have a God-given right to deface public property

 

great thread. i'd like to see an implementation, where five people get shipped to a remote island, one that does not have any reality-TV show affiliated with it. if you can repeat each week for like a year, would be a better world. and a really bad island.

 

If I may, I need to add a name to my previous list, and I'd put him right at the top.

JIM McGREVEY

 

Thanks, but I must admit:
1) it was rather self-righteous on my part and that's never a good thing;
and;
2) I obviously broke the rules and didn't go with five people. My lists covers hundreds of thousands, if not millions.
Except the principal. He's one big pain in the wazoo all by himself.

 

Barry Bonds
Ryan Seacrest
Kobe Bryant
Pete Rose
Kobayashi (and all those competitive eating clowns)

 

The show host and the four daily guests of Around the Horn.