Words fail me

http://www.thonline.com/multimedia/index.cfm?id=197

 

Would you care to elaborate for those with uncooperative computers?

 

I would, but words have failed me, too.
A human Mentos geyser.

 

And this has what to do with journalism?

 

I wish the post button would have failed you.

 

Two minutes of my life I'll never get back.

 

On the plus side, Hartig Pharmacy looks promising.

 

Because, sadly, this is from my newspaper's Web site. (Which is kind of the point of the whole thing, why it's so depressing.)

Though your questions remains valid.

 

What the fuck else would you have done?

 

She's, like, cool.
She's a friend.

 

For some reason I was waiting for something really bad to happen.

 

I was waiting for that creepy guy to pull out his dick and show it to some school children.