40-year-old coach marries 16-year-old student

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Story?id=3305652&page=1

I'm not sure who to send Starman after first: the coach or the parents

 

The parents "had no choice" but to sign the consent form??

Uhh, they could have just refused. If they made their daughter wait a couple years, maybe she would have grown out of her crush.

 

HS Track coach marries 16 year old athlete

Sorry if I'm d_bing.

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=3305652&page=1

Trouble apparently started when parents named girl Windy.

 

Re: HS Track coach marries 16 year old athlete

Gotcha by four minutes, d_b. ;D

http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/threads/43377/

 

Damn you, I was just about to post that! You bastard!

Anyway, that is both a sickening and sad story if I ever read one. Hell, it's my personal belief that you shouldn't get married until you're 22 b/c you're still learning how the hell to figure out this world. Has anyone ever checked to see if this guy has a history with child molestation or something? Yeesh!

 

The 40-year-old (screws the) Virgin.

 

The only other link I could find: http://www.wwaytv3.com/high_school_coach_resigns_marries_teen/06/2007

See also: http://www.wwaytv3.com/letters_emails_and_texts_give_insight_into_relationship_between_teen_and_her_coach/06/2007

 

Did you see the look on the coach's face?

The last 2 graphs in the story are pretty good:

 

I wish I could say more, but this is a sad, sad story. That girl has most likely thrown her life away.

 

The first link has a darn good father-daughter picture. Doesn't have the same nice feel as a husband-wife pic, tho.

 

Dear perverts,

Just so you know, my daughter is going to be 16 in 12 years. And if any of you then-to-be-40-year-olds want to try something, I will chop your balls off. I'll take my chances that a jury will go easy on me.

 

No worries; a_f doesn't post anymore.