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35 Truisms That Couldn't Be Truer

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by mpcincal, Nov 22, 2009.

  1. mpcincal

    mpcincal Well-Known Member

    I found this via SI.com's Extra Mustard:


    A few pretty funny ones in there, and I think we can all appreciate No. 1 on the list.
  2. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    This one is the truest of all.

    31. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
  3. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    No. 9 is a damn good question. Can't remember the last time I wrote instead of printed.
  4. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    My favorite:

    11. Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron test is absolutely petrifying.
  5. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    I'm sorry. I laughed.

    7. The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again
  6. Wenders

    Wenders Active Member

    SO TRUE. If things on my scantrons started going in any sort of pattern, I usually started spazzing out.

    This one was my favorite: 16. While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.
  7. Ronnie "Z-Man" Barzell

    Ronnie "Z-Man" Barzell Active Member

    As a cyclist I hate pedestrians and rollerbladers, cars I don't mind so much.
  8. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    I actually thought of you (fondly, I swear!) when I saw the preceding one:

    6. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.

  9. Bodie_Broadus

    Bodie_Broadus Active Member

    I almost lost feeling in two of the fingers on my left hand for an extended period of time due to number five.
  10. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    You only break a shoe lace when you are already running late.
  11. YGBFKM

    YGBFKM Guest

    When I lived on the second floor, I would regularly carry 10-12 bags of groceries at once to avoid two trips.
  12. YGBFKM

    YGBFKM Guest

    27 is spot on.
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