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E. Get crucified.

 

33 of these

 

And congrats on being born on the coolest day possible.

 

I don't know what's so great about Nov. 16, but here's to having special birthday sex, Chef.

 

Chef, I'm in your exact position but I'll be a year older next week. B sounds great to me, especially since you probably make a big deal of your son's birthday. He might want to celebrate yours with you.

Happy Birthday.

 

I turn a quarter of a century old next week...on Thanksgiving...when I'll be working.

I am looking forward to 21's Thanksgiving Day thread to distract me, though.

 

Happy birthday Chef.

As for the birthday celebration. Send the Jr Chef to the parents, look the Mrs. right in the eye and say "honey, for my 33rd, I'd like to give you a good stoobing"


Then, duck and cover.

 

OK.

What's so cool about 11/16?

Me and Jose got divorced a long time ago.

I explained to her about the boots thing one time.
That would not end well for Ye Old Chef.

Option B it is.

Ordering up some pizza, getting some movies for me, wife, and kid......me, kid and dad are playing golf tomorrow morning,then watching football together the rest of the day while wife, mom, sister, aunt, and two cousins do a girls day shopping.

 

Doc Gooden's birthday of course!



Oh, and mine too.

 

Well, well, well.

Happy Birthday, hack.

 

I forgot about Dr. K. I hope he has a good one today.

(And you, too, I suppose, Hack.)

 

Sorry I am chiming in late. . .

Go with option B and make sure that your parents leave with both the check and the kid. Then revert to choice "A".

In other words, be greedy.