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Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chef, Nov 15, 2007.

  1. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    So.......tomorrow makes birthday #33.

    Wife wants to know what I want for my birthday.

    Should I

    A. Take the kid to mom and dad's and have a nice "birthday dinner"
    B. Take wife, kid, mom and dad out to dinner, with mom and dad getting the tab.
    C. Tell the wife me and the guys are going to the bar, and I'll see you sometime Friday.
    D. Other.

    A is in the lead right now, and I know damn well if I choose C, there may not be a birthday #34 for Ye Old Chef.
  2. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    B) But Dad should pay.
  3. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    Just don't get served, Chef.
  4. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    I dunno ... C is pretty tempting.
  5. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

    I say B. I always try to spend some time with my mother on my birthday. Think about it. She's the one who really had a rough time that day. I usually wish her a Happy Giving Birth Day.

    And dad should definitely pay if you go that route.
  6. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    Steak and a Blow Job
  7. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member


    Not quite the same, but could be fun.
  8. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    How old is the kid? If he/she is old enough to want to celebrate your bday, do the family thing. If not, go have fun with your wife.
  9. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    I'm not sure the Steak and Shake folks will take too kindly to someone getting a hummer right there at the table.

    Oh, and for your choice: replace bar with strip club and go option C.
  10. budcrew08

    budcrew08 Active Member

    A is the best choice, Chef. Happy Birthday.
  11. John

    John Well-Known Member

    Does the day you were born count as a birthday? Seems like it should.
  12. Mayfly

    Mayfly Active Member


    I, for one, am appalled!
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