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30 kids and counting

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!, May 18, 2012.

  1. I don't know who's worse.. the father or the 11 women.

    At least 11 women are willing to sleep with a 29-year-old guy who makes minimum wage ... Guess there's hope for newspaper journalists!

  2. Mystery Meat II

    Mystery Meat II Well-Known Member

    Oh god, I thought the Duggars had eleventuplets.
  3. HanSenSE

    HanSenSE Well-Known Member

    And he's never played in the NBA?
  4. Mark2010

    Mark2010 Active Member

    33 kids with 11 different women?!?!?! Maybe the Chinese had a pretty good idea.... one child per family!
  5. nmmetsfan

    nmmetsfan Active Member

    If there's ever been a case for human castration...
  6. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    Chris Rock nails it:

  7. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    These kids can't live on $1.49 a month? That's what's wrong with this country. Everyone expects a fat allowance from their wayward fathers.

    Why can't these kids get a job sweeping horse stalls or working in the coal mines like the good old days?
  8. cjericho

    cjericho Well-Known Member

    $1.49 a month? the state should get the 1%ers to pay this guy $100.49 a month and make him spend it on condoms.
  9. Spoiled Americans!
    Those kids in the third world countries get by on what, 66 cents a day?
  10. Double Down

    Double Down Well-Known Member

    I know what could solve this problem: A reality show! Everyone is a winner.
  11. playthrough

    playthrough Moderator Staff Member

    Pretty sure you could give this fellow a Suburban full of condoms and none of them would make it to the moment of truth.
  12. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    On the career Human Fathering list, he is tied for 19th place, with Mormon Fundamentalist Tom Green. He's fathered 4 more kids than Henry VI and 27 less kids than Brigham Young.

    I wonder how many of his kids will indiscriminately have children.

    BTW he's not a father to any of them, he's a breeder, with no more understanding of fathering then a box turtle.
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