30,000th SportsCenter: The stupid hype has started

YES!!!!!!



Don't forget the live shot at the 1981 NFC Championship Game. Yes! Berman was there! Live!

Good Lord, what a bunch of self-referential garbage ESPN spews. And I find it shameful that its found a corner of my brain to hide out in.

We'll never know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie roll, but we'll soon know how many strokes it takes for ESPN to burn its dick to the nub via masturba-celebratory friction.

 

Oh God, the 30,000th show is underway. DJ Stewy and Steve Levy running the program into the ground as we speak.

Charley (Steiner), I will follow you to freedom!!!!

 

I missed it.

No, wait: I didn't watch it, and I didn't miss it.

 

Second that.

 

Seeing clips of "SportsCenter" back when it was watchable really emphasizes how crappy the current version is.

 

I am so tired of ESPN the channel. About the only redeeming thing about ESPN is the website and even the journalism on there is tiresome.